A very bad Hitchens obituary.

Over at the The Edge of the American West, Eric Rauchway (who may or may not be my thesis adviser)[1] asks “Is there some name for the intellectual maneuver of waiting till an opponent is dead, then insisting he must really have agreed with you all along?” The occasion for the question is Ross Douthat’s recent column about Christopher Hitchens, who he first admires as such a hip rebel and then disrespects by implying that Hitchens’ hipness was not only the style, but most of the substance of his critique of religion. Hitchens, Douthat muses, was perhaps “not so much a disbeliever as a rebel… his atheism was mostly a political romantic’s attempt to pick a fight with the biggest Tyrant he could find.”

Of course, dismissing an opponent’s arguments by claiming they are merely the peacock feathers of an ulterior motive is always a clever cop-out, but it doesn’t work especially well when there is actually a substantial argument to confront. No matter – even the sheer weight and scale of Hitchens’ oeuvre is actually evidence, Douthat claims, that he knew he was wrong.

In his very brave and very public dying, though, one could see again why so many religious people felt a kinship with him. When stripped of Marxist fairy tales and techno-utopian happy talk, rigorous atheism casts a wasting shadow over every human hope and endeavor, and leads ineluctably to the terrible conclusion of Philip Larkin’s poem “Aubade”— that “death is no different whined at than withstood.”

Officially, Hitchens’s creed was one with Larkin’s. But everything else about his life suggests that he intuited that his fellow Englishman was completely wrong to give in to despair.

My hope — for Hitchens, and for all of us, the living and the dead — is that now he finally knows why.”

For the moment, we are going to ignore Douthat’s fifth-grade analysis of the implications of atheism, which is typical for someone who thinks that without the threat of hell, life would have no meaning. Rather, I just want to complain briefly about this classic argument so often made by theists.

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Rick Perry and The No True Christian Fallacy

Ricky Perry recently launched a commercial that has sent a shudder down the spines of millions of Americans, many mainline and liberal Christians included. I see no reason to paraphrase so brief an exercise in utter nonsense, so I’ll quote the text in its entirety:

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

As President, I’ll end Obama’s war on religion. And I’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.

Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.

I’m Rick Perry and I approve this message.

As I write this, comments have already been disabled on YouTube and the video has gotten a mere 7,400 “likes” compared to 326,000 “dislikes”, which I consider a landslide of dissent.

This latest assault on common sense and basic facts (there is no war on religion, and children remain free to pray in schools) brings to mind 19th century Speaker of the House Thomas Brackett Reed, who spoke readily against those who seem to “never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” I think Reed would have had a field day with Perry.

However, a question has been brooding in the back of my mind for some time now and the conversations following Perry’s video have brought it to a head. Every time I post a video of some homophobic politician or racist preacher, all the Christians I know jump to their own defense and say, “He’s not a real Christian, but I am. I have gay friends. And I’m a real Christian.”

Where, then, is the concerted effort within Christendom to stand against these allegedly minority voices and instead represent the True Christianity?

For that matter, where is the league of Catholic parishioners who demand that the pedophiles within their ranks see real legal justice? Where are the scientifically literate Protestants who want better science taught in our schools, which includes the teaching of evolution?

Where are all these True Christians?

When it comes to the Republican Party’s possible nomination of Rick Perry for their presidential candidate, I must defer once again to Thomas Brackett Reed.

“They could do worse, and they probably will.”

But when it comes to the matter of True Christianity, I really am asking this question. This is not merely a sardonic, rhetorical exercise. I honestly want to know, when a guy like Rick Perry makes a mockery of the faith he claims to share will millions of his fellow Americans, where are the True Christian leaders taking him to task for his remarks? Does True Christianity even exist, or are there simply as many versions of Christianity as there are people who fall into the broad demographic?

Linus’s blanket: scientists, scholars, and clinging to faith.

Several weeks ago, PZ Myers blogged about an article by Alan Lightman which stands as a classic example of the genre of writing in which educated, intelligent people complain about atheists and try to reconcile religion and science – usually, strangely enough, by claiming a sharp distinction between the two and thus insisting that the latter is not an appropriate tool to explore the former. (You would think this argument would enhance the idea that they are irreconcilable, but whatever.) You can read PZ’s post to further explore this problem.

However, I want to focus on one part of Lightman’s article, in which he discusses an intense, spiritual experience he had with baby ospreys. I will quote it in full to ensure that it is clear the type of narrative Lightman is weaving here:

Then, one August afternoon, the two baby ospreys of that season took flight for the first time as I stood on the circular deck of my house watching the nest. All summer long, they had watched me on that deck as I watched them. To them, it must have looked like I was in my nest just as they were in theirs. On this particular afternoon, their maiden flight, they did a loop of my house and then headed straight at me with tremendous speed. My immediate impulse was to run for cover, since they could have ripped me apart with their powerful talons. But something held me to my ground. When they were within 20 feet of me, they suddenly veered upward and away. But before that dazzling and frightening vertical climb, for about half a second we made eye contact. Words cannot convey what was exchanged between us in that instant. It was a look of connectedness, of mutual respect, of recognition that we shared the same land. After they were gone, I found that I was shaking, and in tears. To this day, I cannot explain what happened in that half-second. But it was one of the most profound moments of my life.”

I have no doubt that Lightman is sincere in this account, or that this experience touched him deeply. But what I do quibble with is his insistence that this event be interpreted outside the bounds of science – outside the bounds of known reality, in other words. Lightman says he “cannot explain” his experience – well perhaps it is just me, but didn’t he just explain it pretty well? Now I know he means that he cannot possibly inject the exact feeling and experience of that moment into our own consciousnesses, but this is a common problem caused by the fact that we all have separate brains, not because the experience he was trying to convey has some particular quality that sets it apart from the rest of human experience. After all, is there anything that requires faith – anything even remotely supernatural – about the idea that we should share recognition and connection with our fellow animals? We are all animals, after all, and even Richard Dawkins – who Lightman of course singles out as one of the particularly Narrow Atheists – acknowledges that most animals most likely have some version of what we refer to as consciousness. As a lover of animals, I am in no way trying to diminish Lightman’s experience – but the very fact I have to defend myself against such an assumption is what I am so annoyed by. Why, for Christ’s sake, must intense, meaningful and profound experiences be cited and recounted as support for some obscure, nearly meaningless definition of “faith”? Why do we insist on this prejudice that to keep it within the bounds of known reality, we somehow diminish these experiences?

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Scientific Dogma?

I find myself in the middle of many informal debates regarding science and religion. Some bouts can be exhausting, and minds are rarely ever changed. Because these conversations are iterated, either with the same person or with new interlocutors, common trains of religious thought often become exposed. One claim I regularly hear, ad nauseam, from the religiously inclined is that science has its own dogma, comparable to that of all religions, and that my faith in science is equivalent to their religious faith. In other words, they are not talking up their religion to look more respectable, instead what they’re trying to do is drag science down to their level of neotenous intellectualism in an attempt to mud-wrestle with it. The following discussion will better clarify why the above argument is completely erroneous.

Houses of Straw

The above argument, that science has its own dogma and its adherents have just as much faith as any religious zealot, is a classic straw-man argument. These arguments usually consist of distorting and over-simplifying an opponent’s argument or point of view to the point of absurdity, then subsequently arguing away that absurd, easily dismissible, self-made caricaturization instead of dealing with the real argument at hand. One is said to have made a “straw-man” out of the opponent’s real flesh-and-blood argument. These arguments can only be made by someone severely lacking an understanding of the scientific method.

Before we get into how science operates, we need to define a few terms that the religious are attempting to pin on science—dogma and faith—and see whether or not they rightfully apply. What is dogma? Dogma is any doctrine or established belief laid down by an authority. An example of dogma would be that Jesus Christ was born of a virgin. And faith? Faith is a belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. For example, if someone were to believe in the dogma decreed by Christianity that Jesus was born of a virgin, one could only do so on faith, because there is no evidence that it ever took place, plus it violates everything we currently know about human reproduction. I will be referring to science as an entity, but this is only done so for ease. Keep in mind that science isn’t a subject in itself, or an entity that “does” something. Science is a method, or a system, of testing objective reality for reproducible regularity. Continue reading…

Vatican’s former chief exorcist calls Harry Potter and yoga evil

Father Gabrielle Amorth used to be the Vatican’s chief exorcist and is president of the International Association of Exorcists (and founder). Recently at a film festival where he was asked to introduce “The Rite,” an exorcist movie based on a true story, he explained that:

Practising yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter… In Harry Potter the Devil acts in a crafty and covert manner, under the guise of extraordinary powers, magic spells and curses…”

Yoga schools have responded that this is a baseless statement and that their practices have nothing to do with religion. My main difficulty is to imagine a worldview in which magic is real. After one passes that hurdle, however, one can see another strange problem that these kinds of believers think that “magic” falls into one of two categories: Satan based magic and God based magic. How is it that people tell these two apart? The biggest practical problem, of course, is that neither kind of magic exists.

To add insult to injury, instead of a string of “mea culpas,” the priest says that the sexual abuse scandals are further evidence of Satan’s tampering in human affairs. Also, do not think that while this is a small fraction of the population that believes these things, that this is somehow a trivial problem; the perceived Satanism of the Harry Potter series is one of the reasons that it is one of the most frequently banned books.

via The Telegraph

American Family Association comes out with its own Santa list

The American Family Association recently came out with a list articulating which businesses are “naughty” and which are “nice,” which they do every year. The sole criteria? How Jesus packed their holiday ad campaigns can get. The organization is also trying to educate public organizations, schools and other entities about how they can discuss Christmas. The group also helps engineer boycotts, like the more talked about Gap boycott that the media got hold of. Below is a sample from their most recent evaluations as of 11/21/11, watch out big box stores or you might end up on the wrong part of the list: Continue reading…

Lottery converts atheist to Catholicism!

Guess what!? God finally presented evidence for His existence to an atheist! I know, right–pretty amazing, huh? Yeah, and apparently He decided that the best way to go about presenting evidence of His existence was to make some religious woman win the lottery! Wow, what a truly novel and great way to show He cares about people! This is certainly the kind of act through which the existence of an omnipotent Creator of the universe proves most convincing. I’m sorry to keep you waiting. All right, here’s Fox News–as always–with a fair and balanced report of the facts.

What I love about Sal is his high standard regarding what constitutes evidence. We have a true skeptic here in Sal.

No we don’t, he’s a moron.

Fox has the hots for God and every credulous church-goer willing to tell their story. Whether it be about how some little girl with cancer saw angels, or about a little deluded boy who saw Jesus, Fox News readily wallows in the trough of their muddy thinking. This story is a little different in that nobody had any hallucinations, but instead had their faith confirmed by winning the lottery. Yes, that’s right, the lottery. I mean, who the hell has ever won the lottery? Continue reading…


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