Some Chick-Fil-A Appreciation from an Unlikely Source
Written by Anthony David Jacques in News at August 1, 2012
The religious stood together today outside of Chick-Fil-A’s nationwide.
More, in fact, at one time than we’ve ever seen waiting for a chance to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, or stand up for social outcasts whom society has marginalized… like the entire homosexual community.
You know, things Jesus actually told his followers to do.
Irony is a bitch.
Today, Christians stood up for what they call “traditional marriage”, even though most forms of traditional marriage in the Christian Bible are illegal in the US (and for good reason). And all this despite the fact that Jesus was conceived out of wedlock and grew up with (arguably) two fathers. Where does any of that fit into the Religious Right’s image of traditional family values?
Isn’t it weird to live in a so-called Christian nation that would have cut funding to programs Jesus’ own family would have greatly benefitted from? But I digress…
The larger question looming over this entire debate is: Where would that first century bastard-son-of-a-carpenter-turned-social-revolutionary even fit in our modern American society when it comes to the whole marriage debacle?
Does anyone out there really think he’d have been seen waiting in line for a (relatively adequate) chicken sandwich while simultaneously opposing equality? Probably not. In fact, that sounds like something that might hinder people from hearing the Christian message of love and acceptance. And he probably wouldn’t have been protesting on the other side of the parking lot, either.
Remember the story of Jesus forgiving that woman caught in adultery? A woman caught in the act of breaking her marriage vows. Under contemporary law, she should have been stoned to death, yet Jesus showed her love and compassion in a fairly radical, definitely controversial way.
Think about a gay couple being caught in the act in today’s world. In many countries this carries the same penalty as adultery: Death. Often by stoning. Do you think Jesus would be any more likely to pick up a stone in this instance than in the case of adultery?
With all due respect to both sides of this controversy, I’m willing to wager that Jesus would have been somewhere else today, loving on those that our society has brushed aside without drawing attention to himself, but no doubt ruffling (pious) feathers all the same.
I bet a modern day Jesus would be found at the local abortion clinic, spending time with young women whose only access to Sex-Ed was Abstinence Only and are now knocked up. Girls now disowned by their fundamentalist parents for their sin. I bet he’d hang out at gay bars, or down in the red light district with hookers, drug dealers and the homeless, just trying to change people’s lives for the better.
Where else would Jesus be able to assemble such a motley crew as his first century peasant and working class, downtrodden, socially rejected band of disciples? Probably not among those in the pew every Sunday, and almost certainly not in the pulpit. I don’t think Jesus would call anyone a homo, let alone teach children to sing, “Ain’t no homo gonna make it to heaven”.
But if you read the Gospels again, those characters are right there in the middle of many of the stories. They’re the ones ready to stone that woman to death, the ones ready to punish Jesus for working on the Sabbath. And they have their analog in today’s society, with religious politicians defunding vital programs like Meals on Wheels and Planned Parenthood, actually making life more difficult for those already on hard times, people whose lives Jesus strove to enrich and welcome into his fold.
It should be alarming that the very people Jesus would oppose in this country are by and large those who claim to be doing his work. But it’s not. Because it’s been like this for so long.
Personally, I no longer believe in Jesus as a deity or savior, but those years I spent in the church both as a member and a leader haven’t just disappeared from memory. To me, all this nonsense today revolving around a chicken restaurant is a good thing. I see religion as a delusion, and I see this as a golden opportunity for our nation’s growing secular charities to step up and bridge the gap for those who our religious counterparts can no longer be bothered to love.
And the truth is, we can do it better. We have less overhead, as we work with no strings attached and no sales pitch. We offer nothing to believe in or renounce and there are no body parts to remove. We do not build soup kitchens where one must first go to church to get one’s meal ticket. With no propaganda to produce, no gilded cathedrals to build and no images or effigies to erect in holy places (which we don’t have), I see this as the perfect time for secular organizations to be more effective than ever.
And I know, I know, this is all a bit melodramatic. It’s not like Chick-Fil-A is the first company to take such a stance, and they certainly won’t be the last, but I think it’s important to make this point and now is as good a time as any. And since Dan Cathy has taken this opportunity to stand up for what he believes in, and millions have stood with him, it seems appropriate for the secular community to voice a response.
So for opening up this opportunity, I say, thanks.
Furthermore, to my fellow atheists, agnostics and secular humanists, I say: Let the religious (and their financiers) do as much damage as they see necessary. Let them seek to marginalize and disenfranchise. Let them oppress and legislate and, if they must, let them hate. So long as those of us in the secular community do not miss this opportunity to step up and make a difference, to support and love those the church continues to rail against, I say let the religious run wild. I think the timing could not be better. We are more organized than ever, and we are slowly realizing this fact. Our ability to make our neighborhoods, this country, and even the world a better place has never been stronger.
This could be our time, so let’s not drop the ball when so many among us have so much on the line.
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Below are a couple links to all kinds of secular, humanist or atheist charities you can (probably) trust. Better yet, check them out for yourself. If you’re like me, then that whole taking things on faith idea has worn out its welcome.
http://freethoughtpedia.com/wiki/Secular_charities
http://techskeptic.blogspot.com/2007/12/atheist-charities.html

Your article sheds alot of truth on Christianity but there’s a few things missing. I would like to discuss (not debate or argue) with you what I think and hear your opinion. Sadly most Christians do not live like Christ at all! In fact that’s something I examine myself with daily. The bible tells us to be like Christ and He (being son of God and son of man) makes it impossible to exactly like Him but we can try. Anyhow, in this article when you spoke of the woman being caught in adultery and the whole stoning to death as punishment, here I Jesus stops them and shows her compassion forgiveness and love (as you have said) BUT you shouldn’t stop there. His message to her was (paraphrasing) “hey it’s okay your a sinner, everyone messes up but if you believe in me and repent of this sin your forgiven and will forever be with me”. And you can go on to include Corinthians love chapter which basically gives us the road map on living, Love God as you love your self and love your stinkin’ neighbor (even if he is gay, athesis, terrorist, etc.).
I would continue writing but I have to get back to work.. Let me know your thoughts on this.
Much love,
Blake